A woman at our interactive advertising agency had recently returned from her
maternity leave when she sent the following e-mail:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the
refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it forever
after difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a
discussion about java applets or brand identity.
Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son if you get my drift...

"I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted
just a little bit unusual this morning, you might think about calling your
mom and telling her you love her."